It's a few days late because I got swept up in the StarCraft Zerg missions and the campaign editor (which is incredibly AWESOME, btw), but the placement is as follows.

1st Place -
Victoria "Eli" Smith
2nd Place -
James "Jim" TwomeyI will need a bit more time to work on prizes as I am broke and incredibly lazy, but I'll get them to you two as soon as I can. Probably won't be incredibly spectacular and I apologize.

Thank you everyone who entered! Your entries were all awesome and it made me feel great to see people actually submitting them (yes, this is a slight guilt trip all you non-enterers

). Again, thank you you three people who entered, you make life easy!